Below is the copy from the information leaflet supplied with every Cure for Ginger Hair. It is important that the Ginger reads the information leaflet carefully. 

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Product information

Used correctly Banish Ginger will provide Immediate Relief from Ginger Hair and its associated traumas. Extreme care should be taken to ensure all hair is removed. The only thing more abhorrent than a ginger person is a half ginger person. Banish Ginger enables gingers to experience self respect and the respect of others. A cured ginger is free to interact socially without fear of embarrassment to themselves or others around them. Dr Firecrotch’s method does not require hospital treatment and can be self administered. It overcomes a major hurdle in creating a better, ginger free world for us all.

The future’s bright, the future’s..... NOT GINGER. 

• A cured ginger is 4 times as likely to be allowed in to a pub or club.
• Gingers seeking work find employment 40 days slower if symptoms remain untreated.
• Cured Gingers are 7 times more likely to find love within 12 months of first treatment.
• Clinically proven to reduce the rate of self harm amongst gingers by over 85%.

Product limitations

Please remember that just because you appear to no longer be ginger you should still consider yourself a bad person at heart. Whilst your new found feeling of self worth should be embraced do not get carried away. You are still a danger to yourself and others.

Please keep the following points in mind. If you choose to reproduce (a possibility now that you are cured) you are still just as likely to produce ginger child. If ou go out in the sun you will still get burnt. Widespread use of use this product may slow the progressive eradication of
the Ginger gene-pool by the process of natural selection.

Important information

The Razor contained in Banish Ginger Hair is not intended for use under any circumstances. Look at it, laugh at it but under no circumstances use it. Do not use this product on yourself and certainly do not use it on anyone else, to do so would be a criminal offence and you could be imprisoned, seriously you really could go to jail.

The razor was designed to shave short facial hair and injury is likely to occur if not used solely for this purpose, the razor has not been hygienically packaged and is therefore not suitable for any form of use. The Razor contained in Banish ginger is real and very sharp. Handle with extreme care and caution. The manufacturers accept no responsibility for the use of this product

The cure for ginger hair is only to be bought by people over the age of 18 for people over the age of 18. Our mission is to make people (gingers included) laugh, not to offend gingers. The Cure For Ginger Hair is a Joke Product.